| just bored |
[Jun. 24th, 2004|11:06 pm] |
i have nothing to do. my summer really sucks. if only i had a car, and or a ride to go places. i cant do anything, im stuck at home. anyways, enough complaining. all ive done for the past few days is... sit at the computer and/or play guitar. im getting better, but that shit is getting so boring. since im so bored and ive been watching so much family guy, im about to start quoting lines from the show.
woman- glenn honey, what do you do for a living
quagmire- hey i got a question for you, why are you still here.
peter- ok, so this is how i see it. ill be charle, and you can all be my angels. except for you(points at fat chick), you can be bosely.
meg- mayor west?
mayor west - how do you know my language
Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed!
Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine.
Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.
Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first sentance and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?
Peter: Lois, I'm gonna grow a beard.
Lois: Peter, you know I hate beards ...
Peter: No no Lois, it's time I joined the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cause ... cause of all the magic tricks?
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
Peter and Brain are in jail)
Brian: Uh, how was your shower?
Peter: Oh, I tell ya Brian, all the rumors about dropping the soap are true.
Brian: Really?
Peter: Oh yeah, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life
jail guys: ha ha, theres the guy who couldnt hold on to the soap
Peter: Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first
Peter: [writing letter] Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
[Family is talking about Peter's Drinking problem]
Brian Griffin: And remember the time when you had an Irish Coffee before we went to see "Philadelphia?"
[Shows them in a movie theater]
Peter: Ah, yeah. It's the guy from "Big." Tom Hanks Everything he says is a riot.
Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.
[Peter starts laughing uncontrollably]
Peter: My son here is gonna be the best thing to happen in New York since Mayor Giuliani had all the homeless people secretly killed.
Grandpa Griffin: You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in hell after all. Maybe you'll just go to purgatory with all the unbaptized babies.
Peter: There you go, Lois, you love kids.
Peter: Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery.
Meg: Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell.
Peter: Meg ... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell cant drive?
Peter: My dad worked at that factory for sixty years. That's almost eighty years.
Peter: I didn't even fart until I was 30.
(Flash back, Peter hears a farting sound)
Peter: What the hell was that?
well im done......for now. |
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| on to the better part of my summer |
[Jun. 21st, 2004|08:58 pm] |
last week i went to tampa for about 8 days. actually i have no idea how many days exactly but it doesnt really matter. anyways the ride up was boring, but thankfully i barely slept the night before and was able to sleep throught the 4 hour drive.when we got there....i dont remember what we did the first night. w/e, while we were there me and my cuz spent most of the time while we were home playing halo, trying to prove the we were better than the other(still not sure who though). we ended up goin to the beach which was cool, except that my brother got the bright idea of throwing rocks. i caught a bunch of them but i didnt know that it would hurt so much to catch them. like 2 days later we went to busch gardens which was awesome, except for something that the only comment i have for it is "i hate birds" . the rides were cool, except that kumba got stuck halfway up the track, with me on the ride, but eventually it started up again.
went home and slept. the nest day we went to blizzard beach, but because of human curiosity, we were stuck in traffic for almost 2 hours because everybody on the highway had to see the "big accident", which was just a fender bender between 2 cars. we eventually got to blizzard beach, but it was closed so we had to go to typhoon lagoon, (sighs) fun (sighs). while we were there we saw some fat sweaty guy hitting on my aunt, which was kinda sick. we went home, and basically played videogames the rest of the trip. well thats about it, but theres a bunch of other stuff that im just too lazy to mention.
later |
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| my summer is gonna suck |
[Jun. 21st, 2004|08:50 pm] |
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goddammit, i really hate mexico. you have no idea how fast you get bored with a place that youve gone to basically every summer since you were born. why the fuck is my mom being such a bitch about it. fuck i mention not wanting to go to mexico and she gets pissed, i mention that i dont like mexico and she almost gets hysterical with threats of "next summer you can spend it at your dads house", and "dont expect to go to cp next year because youre not gonna live with me any more". everything she says is bullshit, butcut the shit out. its not my fault that the only place she can ever go to during her vacation is the city in which she spent 28 years of her life in. not only that, i cant talk to any of my friends while im there because my aunt hasnt bought a computer, but now i also have to go out and visit my grandmothers old friends who have little loser grandkids who just sit around playing videogames, or downloading porn all day. i fucking hate that place. if i do have to go this year for longer than 3 weeks, my mom can expect me not to go there for at least a few years. |
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[Jun. 10th, 2004|11:57 pm] |
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out of everything i could have done, sleeping only 4 hours is wasnt a good idea. last night i signed off aim at around 2:30 and then decided to watch saving private ryan, that i had forgotten was a long as fuck movie. at 4 i just couldnt stay awake so i fell asleep. im an ass, i forgot that my dad had to bring me to my moms house early, really early. i was up at 8(sigh). i got to my moms house and got online. at around 11 i decided to play drums, i meant try to play the drums. spent the day doing nothing except talking online, and saw most of the basketball game, which im sure the lakers lost, because the cable went out in my house. im really tired, i think im about to hit the sack, and then go to sleep lol. that sounds worse than what it really is. |
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| last day of school |
[Jun. 9th, 2004|11:59 am] |
today has been my favorite day of school ever. man, if only everyday could be like today. this morning i woke up at 6 like always, ate breakfast, and took the metro to school, because if i waited for my bus i probably wouldve gotten to school late and not have been able to hang out with my friends in the morning.it was alright. as i was passing by first period to see who was there i found carolina with andrea and danny. we walked around for a while, but when we found that we couldnt do anything we decided to go to the auditorium. there we tried to make a prank phone call to my cousin but apparently humans can hibernate, and he didnt answer the phone. then this guy, i think his name was jonathan showed up with a guitar. danny started playing, and even though i dont want to admit it, he might be better than me even though hes been playing half the time. during break danny left with jonathan, and me carolina, andrea, and mario went to mcdonalds. there i fucked up and i pissed off carolina, but i apologized and hopefully shes not still mad at what happened. also for some reason we through sugar on each other. anyways, we went to winn dixie for some reason, and then left. while we were walking back towards the school i accidently popped a packet of ketchup on carolina ( second fuck up of the day). i apologized again, and hopefully shes not mad at that either.but she got back at me. out of no where she throws sugar all over me and it went inside my pants. ive typed a lot, so im just gonna summarize the rest.
walked by some houses. didnt want to go back to school until the end of the day. tried to go into someones pool. couldnt go because the owner was home. walked by some more houses. got the great idea of getting soaked with a hose. walked by even more houses. got soaked again. went nigger knocking(no offense intended to all black people who read this). got soaked again. went back to school. then left with chris and shaggy to b.k. went to toys r us for some reason. shaggy's parents picked us up. dropped me and chris off at my house. chris left with his amp. i fell asleep. then i just got online, and thats what ive been doin since i woke up.
p.s. i can finally say i got a girl wet :-D |
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[May. 26th, 2004|09:58 pm] |
i wonder if dying hurts. i wonder what is worse, dying by fire, or drowning. either way, those are really messed up ways to die.
im tired. everyday ive been falling asleep on my couch. school still sucks. but its over in like 2 weeks. today carlos bought food for everyone at the track. he bought 8 cheeseburgers, and 6 slices of pizza. he spent at least 17 dollars on food for everyone today.
still havent gotten my drum set :/
i passed the fcat.
i thought this was kinda funny: falling doesnt scare me, its the hitting the ground that scares me. |
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[May. 23rd, 2004|08:46 pm] |
i wonder that if i died, if anyone would go to my funeral.
my weekend:
friday: i stayed after school on friday, and hung out with carolina as she practiced her dance for the end of the year. it was pretty good, but i only stayed till like 5 cause i had to go home. anyways, once i got home, i was gonna wait till like 7 to go buy the drums from chris, but i fell asleep until like 11. after that i woke up and saw comedy central until i decided to go back to sleep.
saturday: i didnt do much. i stayed home, and when i went to chris house to buy the set, he wasnt there. so i went back homeand saw mad tv reruns all day, until like 11 when i saw chapelles show reruns. then i went to sleep, because once again i passed out on my couch.
sunday: i still havent gotten the drum set dammit, but w/e hopefully i get it before the school year is over. my aunt picked me up, and brought me to my dads house where i did (sigh) yardwork (sigh). the only cool part about it was that i got to hang out with my cousin.
i havent played guitar in almost a week.
i really have to start praticing again.
ps. happy b-day chris |
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[May. 19th, 2004|09:04 pm] |
i hate this thing. i wanna update it, but when it some time to do it i just cant think of anything to put in it. well, ima try anyways.
well to start things off, school really sucks. the only thing i like about it is that i get to hang out with some really cool people like my friends and this girl (carolina) in my first period. aside from them, school sucks and because i havent been doing my homework my grades are dropping. but its not my fault that i just dont feel like doing a chapter review every other day, or reviewing something in math class that i wont use until the sats.
aside from school , during the summer im gonna go to (sigh) mexico (sigh). sure it sounds like fun to most people, but after going there alm,ost every year it kinda loses the appeal. im supposed to go for like 2 months, but im gonna try to cut it down to 2 weeks at most.
but because i dont want to go, my mom thinks im trying to avoid her family, and shes getting really pissed everytime i mention not wanting to go.
im gonna start skating again, but today i tripped playing basketball during p.e., and busted my leg in 2 places, so it hurts to walk. but hopefully itll heal soon and i can start skating again soon.
LATER |
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[May. 16th, 2004|08:35 pm] |
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im really tired. i know i was supposed to update this thing yesterday,but i got lazy. w/e, today i was just hanging out with my cousin all day, and we were shooting these "targets" with a blowgun. it was fun as fuck, and we kept on missing and hitting a wall. i think that we bent like 4 of the darts. but still, today was a lot of fun. im going to go now. ttyl. |
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[May. 15th, 2004|01:11 am] |
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im finally gonna update this thing...tommorrow |
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